From My Calendar

I have a daily "Dumbest Things People Have Said" calendar ... this is yesterday's. I laughed so hard, I had to share it.

Chelle

On Threats, Kung-Fu

English subtitle for a Hong Kong kung-fu film

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.