Silly Sunday Stuff

A man appears at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a
gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I grabbed
the largest, most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him to leave her alone, or answer to me."

St. Peter was very impressed. "When did this happen?" He asked.

"A couple of minutes ago". The man replied.