Nancy's Goldfish

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Even though he didn't much like the kid, he was interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing and asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."