Survival Tips 101
It has been a while since I've offered tid-bits of such valuable information. So I'll take the time now to enlighten everyone on a very important topic:
How to Escape If Trapped In A Lion Cage
1. Do not run.
2. Watch for signs of an attack. A low staccato growl, combined with eye contact and a lashing tail, usually indicates that an attack is likely.
3. Find a defensive tool. Moving very slowly, pick up a water bowl, bench, or anything else within reach that may be used to fend off a charge.
4. Back away slowly.
5. Watch for mock charges. A lion may make several "mock" charges before actually attacking. It will run forward, then stop. Mock-charging shows that a real attack is imminent.
6. Yell as loudly as you can. Lions are sensitive to noise; yelling may discourage further charges.
7. Fend off attack. Push its paws and head away from you with a nearby object.
8. Keep screaming as loudly as possible.
Now, aren't you so glad you came by to learn all of this?
-Chel
2. Watch for signs of an attack. A low staccato growl, combined with eye contact and a lashing tail, usually indicates that an attack is likely.
3. Find a defensive tool. Moving very slowly, pick up a water bowl, bench, or anything else within reach that may be used to fend off a charge.
4. Back away slowly.
5. Watch for mock charges. A lion may make several "mock" charges before actually attacking. It will run forward, then stop. Mock-charging shows that a real attack is imminent.
6. Yell as loudly as you can. Lions are sensitive to noise; yelling may discourage further charges.
7. Fend off attack. Push its paws and head away from you with a nearby object.
8. Keep screaming as loudly as possible.
Now, aren't you so glad you came by to learn all of this?
-Chel
1 comment:
I'm a little afraid. Why am I in the cage??
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