Just Quotes

I just wanted to make sure you all know we're still alive. So I'll just put some quotes on here that my mom sent me. She actually sent them to me snail mail, since she can't seem to get used to email yet. LOL I may have to tape a few of these around the house ....

• I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.
• Behind every superkid is a supermom.
• Bratty kids will be sold as slaves, some free!
• This house maintained for the benefit of the dog.
• Forget the dog, beware of the kid.
• Supermom lives here.
• I'm the mommy, that's why!
• Because it's my kitchen!
• M is for mother, not maid.
• Thou shalt not whine!
• Today's menu: Take it or leave it.
• Home sweet home. When not, adjust.
• Caution: This room not cleaned by Mom!
• Life is only what you make it, so make it beautiful.
• One of God's greatest miracles is to enable ordinary people to do extraordinary things.
• Do you always want to be right or do you want to be happy?
• What you say tells people what you are.
• Choose friends carefully, you become what they are. (Not sure I personally agree with this one).
• Be brave like Christa McAuliffe, touch the future.
• I can be different fro my friends and still be okay.

Chelle