Sunday, February 11, 2007

Silly Sunday Stuff

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

6 comments:

BendingPeak said...

apparently I have "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
which is better than other issues I could have.
Thanks for the laugh,
~BendingPeak

Jolynn said...

That is so funny! It's perfect!

Mike said...

All I can say is lol.

Christine and FAZ said...

Sounds ever so familiar. Christine (and FAZ)

Christine and FAZ said...

Sounds ever so familiar. Christine (and FAZ)

Unknown said...

I guess we know what my problem is. Is there a cure?

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