On Chutzpah

This is from my "Stupidest Things People Say" calendar. Cracked me up - and reminded me of my clients. LOL

Actual call to 911.

Dispatcher: 911. What's the address of your emergency?

Caller: Can I give you my credit card number over the phone to pay on my warrant?

Dispatcher: What's the offense?

Caller: Credit card fraud.

Chelle