Sunday, April 01, 2007

Silly Sunday Stuff

Here's a cute story ...

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxicab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
we drove away. "That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me . But it worked! I hauled her fat self downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"

The taxi driver hit a parked car...


~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...


I wonder if they made it to the party that night.

amisare waswerebeen said...

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Kara said...



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