Wednesday, December 06, 2006

My Favorite Christmas Carols

I know we don't normally post more than once in a day here, but this is important.

The other day Chel listed her favorite Christmas songs because we were tagged by Erika. Chel went so far as to imply I was a scrooge. Well, just to show you all that I'm really not as bad as she says, here are my favorite Christmas songs.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Dementia ---
Think I'll be Home for Christmas.

Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me.

Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get me.

Anti-Social Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Borderline Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

See, I have the Christmas spirit!

Chelle

PS, this is not to make fun of anyone with these disorders. I may have a few myself. Heck, it may be my whole family! But since I work in the mental health field, it seemed fitting ...

5 comments:

East of Oregon said...

oh my :)

Erika said...

So funny. I'm tempted to send this to my psychology prof....

Mike said...

lol. I think I sing some of these while at work. Or at least some version of them.

Skittles said...

LOL.. I'm sorry for misjudging you ;)

sarala said...

I think I'll sing them over and over.
Very funny. It's like the one about the parking habits. I'd share it if I could find it.
Thanks for linking!

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